Facade is an attempt to move beyond traditional branching or hyperlinked narrative to create a fully-realized, one-act interactive drama. Integrating an interdisciplinary set of artistic practices. Biggest problem was hitting that portal window at the pipes near the top. Henpitts Oct 14, 2018 @ 10:37am.

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• TwistidChimp 22 May 2007 13:09:48 8,825 posts
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  A few of you might have played Facade. For those that havn't its basically an interactive play almost, in which you have to mediate between a relationship break down. That might sound terrible but it might just be one of the first true character and dialogue based games ever made, where you can say whatever you like to the characters and have them react realistically. It won the Grand Jusry prize at the 2006 Slamdance Independant games festival and garnered quite alot of praise, but isn't too well known in the mainstream. Well the team that made Facade have been hard at work on a follow up called [link=http://www.proceduralarts.com/'>the Party. This month the official 'Games for Windows' magazine has got a large article about it, the company themselves have linked to

• UncleLouModerator 22 May 2007 13:12:56 40,242 posts
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  Cheers - I've played Facade, but not heard of The Party yet. Your second link leads to nowhere though.

• TwistidChimp 22 May 2007 13:14:43 8,825 posts
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  UncleLou wrote: Cheers - I've played Facade, but not heard of The Party yet. Your second link leads to nowhere though. Whoops, ok the link now works

• Tomo 22 May 2007 13:25:29 18,715 posts
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  Cool. Facade is excellent. Altho I should really play it properly rather than telling the bird I want to bone her over the kitchen work surface.

• souljah 22 May 2007 13:37:59 4,705 posts
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  I quite enjoyed Facade. Mainly due to the shocked faces everytime I called the block a prick, and getting booted from the flat numerous times.

• souljah 22 May 2007 15:43:11 4,705 posts
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  My screenplay from facade! I'm Ted. TRIP Ted!! TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We -- (interrupted) (Ted kisses trip.) TRIP Oh.. you're doing the European-style greeting.. (Ted kisses trip.) TRIP we just got back from a trip to Italy, but the men didn't do that with each other.. um.. TRIP Well come on in.. (Ted comforts trip.) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Ted, GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! TRIP Yeah, yeah, how are you doing? GRACE Uh, I just asked him that.. TED how are ya sugartits! GRACE Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound) GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! GRACE Well, come on in, make yourself at home! TRIP Huh, I'll close the door. TED so do you sweetheart! (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE Uh.. well.. (clears throat) TRIP Heh heh, Ted, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? GRACE Yes.. TED remember that time we had anal? TRIP What..? Ted, I -- GRACE Trip, that was just a well-intentioned little poke in the ribs between friends. That's all. TRIP Ah, yeah, I know, I know.. Ha, good one man. TRIP (clears throat) -- (interrupted) TED i poked you in the ribs ok! TRIP Hey, I just realized something. GRACE What.. TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night! GRACE What do you mean? TRIP Ted, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh.. geez.. TRIP Remember that? TED yeah, sorry about that TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of.. GRACE Pain. TRIP Heh heh heh.. Agony. GRACE Love. TRIP Uh, yeah, love, yeah, love. (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TED can i have a piss? TRIP N - no, no.. TED ok, i'll do it here PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- PHONE ** RING ** GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. TRIP Grace, no, I want -- GRACE Trip, please dear, don't be rude. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE It's probably just the cleaning service cancelling on us again, it's so hard to find good help these days. PHONE ** RING ** ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing. ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there. TRIP Oh, it's your parents! I'll get it -- GRACE Trip, Trip, please, I don't want to talk to them right now.. TRIP I want to say hello -- TED your father sounds like a poof GRACE No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment.. -- (interrupted) ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala. GRACE Oh, ha ha ha, God, let's not talk about my parents.. we've heard enough from them tonight. ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye. TRIP Well, Grace's parents.. They're something else, really classy people -- GRACE Uhh, no, they're impossible, they're always expecting me to act like the dutiful daughter, it's so annoying. TED can i lick your eyes? TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uh..! TRIP geez, I'm not, uh.. GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP you, um.. GRACE ha ha.. TRIP ha ha.. GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! TED drink TRIP heh, ha ha ha! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Ted, GRACE heh heh.. TRIP heh heh, you had me going there for a sec.. TED food TRIP heh, ha ha.. TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you? TRIP mess with us .. TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that? TRIP heh, ha ha.. TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway.. what were we talking about, heh? TED i'm fucking hungry! TRIP Ted, let me get you a drink. TRIP Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff.. only the best for my guests. TED he's a bit of a tit, isn't he? GRACE uh.. GRACE He just.. TRIP It just occurred to me.. uh.. TRIP We need to send a letter to the.. GRACE Yeah.. TRIP the.. our.. uh, tax attorney.. (TED picks up the advice ball.) GRACE be sure they know that everything's okay.. (The advice ball reads, 'No') (TED shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, 'Why Not') (TED puts down the advice ball.) TRIP Ah, yes, right! Yeah.. TRIP (long release sigh) TRIP yeah.. TED how are you? GRACE So, Ted, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. TRIP Grace, oh, no, we don't need to do that. GRACE Uhh, you know, this corner felt like it needed something.. big.. and bold.. TRIP Yeah I like this couch. TED this place is a shithole GRACE Ugh, the layout.. GRACE Uhh, what I wanted with this room was some kind of post-modern style.. TRIP Yeah, yeah..! GRACE but it is clearly not happening at all. This is such a mess. TRIP Oh, Grace.. TED can i spunk on your walls? TRIP Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate.. and re-decorate.. GRACE Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. GRACE I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room.. TED no nude pictures? TRIP Ha ha! Oh I think we're going to need some drinks first if we're going to talk about sex. GRACE Trip, come on, that's not funny. TRIP (little sigh) Ted, I should let you know, I don't necessarily -- (interrupted) TED sex? TRIP Um, uh, wait.. TRIP You think we should.. TRIP have more sex.. TED with me! TRIP Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha.. GRACE Ha, yeah, ha ha.. TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh.. TED i have my willy out already TRIP Grace, it seems no one has a problem with your decorating.. -- (interrupted) GRACE Trip, that's what you always say, but believe me, this room needs to be redone. Uhh, first chance I get I'm going to return whatever furniture they're willing to take ba TRIP Okay, okay, I tried.. -- (interrupted) TED blah blah blah TRIP Ted, no, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine! TRIP Grace, it seems no one has a problem with your decorating.. GRACE Trip, that's what you always say, but believe me, this room needs to be redone. Uhh, first chance I get I'm going to return whatever furniture they're willing to take ba TED show me your arse please TRIP Ted, yeah, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine! TED trip GRACE W -- wait, wait, what's wrong, Trip? GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. -- (interrupted) (TED comforts grace.) GRACE Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha ha.. TRIP Oh, that's nice of you. Grace, aren't you glad we invited him over? GRACE (clears throat) (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Uh, don't get your hopes up, huh heh heh heh. TED trip, i want to honk your wife GRACE What..? TRIP Oh, Ted, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy. GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it! TRIP Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might. TED thats pure shit, man TRIP Oh, you'll never guess where I took that picture. GRACE Trip we don't want to depress our guest. TRIP Dammit Grace, would it kill you to be positive for once? God. TRIP (annoyed sigh) TED can i take a dump please? GRACE Yeah, yeah! TRIP Ted, Come take look at this! GRACE God, this evening is getting more exhilarating by the minute.. -- (interrupted) GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. TRIP Um.. uhh, Now, Ted, in one word, what does this picture say to you? GRACE Say to you.. say to you.. yes, good question, good question. TED YES! COUCH BUGGERING TRIP N -- No, I just want one word.. GRACE How about controlling. -- (interrupted) GRACE Ted, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture? (TED sits on the couch.) GRACE (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed. TRIP Grace..! TRIP (short petulant sigh) TRIP Ted, this trip -- (interrupted) TED sit beside me sweety TRIP Wait wait wait -- see, uh -- I just wanted us to spend time together! GRACE Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit? TRIP Ahh, this is bullshit! TED mount me sugartits GRACE Huh? What are you saying to me? GRACE Thaw me out.. GRACE Trip, you think you're so romantic.. but no you're trying to manipulate me! TED ohhhh, nice arse GRACE Okay, I hear you, I hear you.. TRIP These goddamn.. explanations.. TRIP You're never satisfied with anything! You're never happy, never ever satisfied with anything. GRACE Oh, God..! TED shut the fuck up GRACE Thaw me out.. GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so.. controlling! TRIP Oh, come on..! GRACE Okay, you know what, Ted, GRACE I'm going to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. TED kick him in the balls GRACE Ted, yes or no.. GRACE In a marriage, shouldn't you try to help the other person get what they want? TRIP What? GRACE I mean, marriage is supposed to be about what the _other person wants_, not what _you want_, right? GRACE Yes or no. TED only if the woman helps the man GRACE Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it! TED no GRACE You keep trying to tell me you love me, Trip, that you're so romantic, but I know you're hiding something from me, goddammit! TED yes TRIP Oh, god..! TED oh for fuck sake TRIP Uhh! Yeah, go on, go away! TRIP I can't stand frigging looking at you! TRIP Oh.. Shit! TED mate, shes a twat (TED gets up from the couch.) TRIP What are you saying? What? GRACE What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me? TRIP No! TRIP Ted, I can't believe this is happening..! TRIP uhh.. TED go in there and punch her tits off GRACE Ted, (annoyed sigh) Trip can just be so.. TRIP Oh, we're talking about me, are we? GRACE What? GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on. TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! TED lick my hard cock TRIP Alright, Ted, that's it, you've got to leave. -- (interrupted) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- you just have to go. (Trip closes the front door.) TED fuck you Edited by souljah at 15:44:05 22-05-2007

• nehirerkan 2 Mar 2020 15:39:00 1 posts
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  It's 2020 and there isn't a new façade game coming out soon or later.

• Notyoer_ 13 Dec 2020 15:07:12 1 posts
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• RedPanda87 13 Dec 2020 15:46:51 2,100 posts
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  Damn, I got excited for a minute. Facade was trash, but interesting, ambitious, funny trash. I could go for a 2020 take on that.

• neilka 14 Dec 2020 12:36:30 23,709 posts
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